Here are the current stats:
We have received 337 submissions so far this quarter.
We have rejected 248 stories, sent 5 back for rewrites, held 12 for voting, and accepted 5 already (though we haven't notified the newest accepted author yet).
We have 34 submissions before the editorial board right now, and 33 left in our inbox. The stories before the editors right now were received between March 1st and March 20th. We have not started reviewing any submissions received after March 20th yet.
If you submitted a story before March 1, 2009 and you have not heard from us, please query!